This script, updated as of 2004, uses the infamous Catty v3 engine and a database of phrases from DiaryLand.com and blog.pl to write long and compassionate web journal / diary / blog entries for you. All you have to do is to give it a hint - a phrase, such as "i am depressed", "school is stupid", "i do not know if i love him", "sex" - and the script will do the rest.
Sources of the script can be downloaded here. If you are really bored, also consider using Evil Finder.
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