"Bring Justice!"

I got this mail not too long ago. If it's just a confused poor soul who
found my name somehow related to something someone might have used to 
compromise his box, it's not half as entertaining, but if it's something 
more, it's hillarious.... say, he googled for "exploit", "hack", etc, 
came up with a list of e-mails belonging to "security professionals", 
and sent out this generic warning, then lurked for admissions of guilt 
and apologies... whoa! Pure genius.

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Date: Mon, 09 Jun 2003 20:04:30 +0000
From: John Williams <...>
To: john_williams ...
Subject: hacking


Hello,

Your names have been traced by internet experts and you are accused of
(helping) hacking various commercial websites.

I hope you know how much problems & pain you are causing fellow human
creatures who are trying to operate an business in a honoust way.

I run a group that is hired by a team of internet companies who where hacked
by you (directly or indirectly). We give you 2 days time to respond to this
message and deny our accusion against you.

If we don't receive a response we'll use all our resources & contacts to
bring Justice to this case.


John Williams.