THE IRREFUTABLE PROOF: ASSHAT IS EVIL

   A   S   S   H   A   T
   1  19  19   8   1  20     <- letter numbers
   1   1   1   8   1   2     <- all digits added
  \_/ \_/ \_/ \_/ \_____/
   1   1   1   8   3         <- final sum

It is evident that "asshat" is symbolized by 11183.

Subtract 1960 - the year first contraceptive pills hit the market. This gives you 9223.

Subtract 1945 - the year the United Nations has been founded. This gives you 7278.

Add 4591 to it - the year Elvis recorded his debut single, written backwards. The result is 11869.

Subtract 1974 - the year Larry Flynt started publishing "Hustler". This gives you 9895.

Subtract 14 - the number of pieces Osiris was torn into in Egyptian mythology. This gives you 9881.

This number, written backwards, spells 1889 - the year Adolf Hitler was born.

The prosecution rests.