**** THE PROOF THAT Uncle Leron IS EVIL ****

   U   N   C   L   E   L   E   R   O   N
  21  14   3  12   5  12   5  18  15  14     - as numbers
   3   5   3   3   5   3   5   9   6   5     - digits added
  \_____/ \_____/ \_____/ \_____/ \_____/
   8       6       8       5       2         - digits added

Thus, "Uncle Leron" is 86852.

Subtract 3891 from the number - this is the year Microsoft introduced Windows 1.0, written backwards. It gives 82961.

Subtract 1686, the year Newton published wildly misunderstood "Principia". The result will be 81275.

Divide by 25, the symbol of approval for the sin - the result is 3251.

Turn the number backwards, multiply by 6 - the smallest perfect number. The number is now 9138.

Turn the number backwards, and add 21 - the symbol of the greater sin. The number is now 8340.

This number, when read backwards, gives 0438. This, written in octal, gives 666 - the number of the Beast.

Enough said - QED.