**** THE PROOF THAT SBCL IS EVIL ****

   S   B   C   L
  83  66  67  76     - as ASCII values
   2   3   4   4     - digits added
  \_/ \_/ \_/ \_/
   2   3   4   4     - digits added

Thus, "SBCL" is 2344.

Multiply the number by 006 - this is the symbol of war, from right to left. It gives 14064.

Turn the number backwards, divide by 3 - the symbol of fulfillment. The number is now 15347.

Add 4391 to it - this is the year first laundromat opened in Texas, giving birth to darkest, twisted urban fears, written backwards - you will get 19738.

Turn the number backwards, and add 200 - the symbol of greed. The number is now 83991.

Subtract 0591 from the number - this is the year Steve Wozniak, the faithful worshipper, was born, written backwards. It gives 83400.

This number, when read backwards, gives 00438. This, written in octal, gives 666 - the number of the Beast.

Enough said - QED.