THE IRREFUTABLE PROOF: PMARRA IS EVIL

   P   M   A   R   R   A
  16  13   1  18  18   1     <- letter numbers
   7   4   1   9   9   1     <- all digits added
  \_/ \_/ \_/ \_/ \_____/
   7   4   1   9   1         <- final sum

It is evident that "Pmarra" is symbolized by 74191.

Subtract 8591 - the year Nabokov published "Lolita", written backwards. This gives 65600.

Add 1714, the year Henry Mill patented the typewriter - you will get 67314.

Subtract 1859 - the year Charles Darwin published "On the Origin of Species". This gives you 65455.

Subtract 41 - the number of pieces Osiris was torn into in Egyptian mythology, written backwards. This gives 65414.

Flip the number backwards, then divide by 16 - the atomic number of sulfur. The outcome is 2591.

This number, written backwards, is 1952 - the year the US patent system has been established.

The prosecution rests.