**** THE PROOF THAT Metafilter IS EVIL ****

   M   E   T   A   F   I   L   T   E   R
  13   5  20   1   6   9  12  20   5  18     - as numbers
   4   5   2   1   6   9   3   2   5   9     - digits added
  \_____/ \_____/ \_____/ \_____/ \_____/
   9       3       6       5       5         - digits added

Thus, "Metafilter" is 93655.

Subtract 11, the symbol of judgment and disorder. The result will be 93644.

Subtract 4391 from the number - this is the year first laundromat opened in Texas, giving birth to darkest, twisted urban fears, written backwards. It gives 89253.

Turn the number backwards, divide by 3 - the symbol of fulfillment. The number is now 11766.

Divide by 6, the smallest perfect number - the result is 1961.

Turn the number backwards, and add 1979 - the year Voluntary Euthanasia Society published how-to-do-it suicide guide. The number is now 3670.

This number, read as octal, gives 1976 - the year George Harrison performed the lumberjack song with Monty Python - if you have seen it, you should understand.

This is truly evil. QED.