"Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?"
who runs the alphabet?
(C) Copyright 2003 by Michal Zalewski (lcamtuf@coredump.cx)

Latin alphabet. It became a part of our everyday lives, taken for granted; we got so used to it we rarely think about it anymore. We do not ask questions - we do not care where it came from and where it is headed - and, more importantly, who could benefit from its presence, who could exploit our dependence on this concept. We got used to our offspring watching "Sesame Street", playing with "educational" toys, going to the kindergarden, being exposed to the alphabet all the time - and we assume the alphabet is just a harmless tool and a common good. But isn't this just naive? In the age when almost everything that surrounds us serves either the government, or evil, mischievous international corporations and cabals?

This page attempts to debunk the friendly, fuzzy, and - above all - neutral image of the alphabet. We stand against the image the corporate conspiracy desperately tries to maintain. Using the ingenious Google search engine, we construct and maintain a ranking of the brands and entities who silently own and control each and every letter, making it just a part of their franchise, and exposing our youth to their brainwashing techniques from the earliest age. We also expose the brutal and dirty battle between the groups in control, their victories and defeats, day by day.

The list below provides the ranking of top ten Google search results for every letter of the alphabet for today, in comparison to results several days ago. Who is up, who is down, who is new and hot, who is old and busted? Find out! Coming soon: advanced ranking graphs, custom search and comparison capabilities.

[This page is currently defunct, due to changes in search engine data layouts, etc]


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